Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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