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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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