Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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