So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I deserve this hangover.
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