Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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