it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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