just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he high fived his dick after we had sex
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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