Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
