We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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