Joe is yelling at the trees again.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
