found the other keg... it's in the tree
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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