what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Someone signed my nipple.
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