Pappa wants mamma naked
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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