All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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