The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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