they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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