didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Where is the hickey?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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