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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(619): View more from California

You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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(517): View more from Michigan

the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.

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(517): View more from Michigan

found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated

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(406): View more from Montana

I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me

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(646): View more from New York

The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window

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