You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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