We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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