i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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