Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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