Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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