I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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