He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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