Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I fill condoms, not promises.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
