Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I touched a dick in church today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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