Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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