we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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