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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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