that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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