I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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