I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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