i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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