Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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