hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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