That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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