I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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