My nipple is on Facebook.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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