And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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