He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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