everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So squirting runs in the family.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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