Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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