found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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