He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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