he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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