carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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