She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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