I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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