Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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