Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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