Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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